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Why I can't cook popcorn with a straight face
- Me: (Playing Final Fantasy XII with daddy, escaping from Nalbina dungeon)
- Daddy: Well the gunshot should have alerted the guards to come runnin'!
- Me: Yeah, but I've learned to just stop asking questions. They do what they want. (More fighting)
- Daddy guard #1 voice: Did you hear that?
- Daddy guard #2 voice: Oh, they must be popping popcorn.
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Your goal for this week: Browse to this song at Walmart or at a local grocery store.
GO GO GO!!!
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I’m pretty sure I somehow skipped the young, carefree stage of life and went straight to being bitter and resentful.
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My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
- Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
- Sister: You tell him.
- Me: And if he doesn't like you?
- Sister: You kill him.
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